alex

an amazing boy with a good personality who’s really funny who has dirty blonde hair that was pink at one point and he has pretty blue eyes and he’s sweet when he’s mentally stable

omg did you see that one guy?? whats his name??

oh thats alex..

by g0thz0mb1e666 March 22, 2022

Alex

alex is the name of a straight asshole who acted like he was interested in you, but really was not and was playing you the entire time. he’ll leave you high and dry as though you weren’t both friends, and he didn’t talk to you in the wee hours of the morning. (it’s me, i’m you) .

me: omg, i really miss Alex
my friend: no you don’t. he’s straight with a girlfriend. move on.

by blackiewithafatty March 8, 2023

Alex

The king of the urban jungle, the main attraction at New York's Central Park Zoo.

Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.- Marty

by Jordanz98 April 14, 2019

Alex

A young whexican girl who loves dancing, singing, and listening to despacito. She's overall a nice, cringey, pretty individual who likes music.

Me: What's up
Alex: The sky

by Mexican_Man. October 11, 2019

Alex

Has a problem with the color grey

Shrek: Do you like my shirt

Alex: EW NO ITS GRAY

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Alex

Alex is the definition of perfect!!!

Alex is amazing

Who’s Alex

The definition of perfect

by Dylanluvsalex July 8, 2021

Alex Bumpus

The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024