Alex

A guy that is weird gay and cheats on you with other girls you will be texting him and you’ll be like do u like this girl he will be like no then like a week later he will end up being with her like some Alex’s are so annoying too they can get on your last nerves then they’ll break up with that girl like the next day then keep flirting with her and talking and staring at her he will cheat on you constantly then he’ll go to a different girl start flirting with her and then keep doing that over and over and over again then there friends will get ready to beat you up for breaking up with them and going to another girl

Alex:she so pretty I want to date her
Girl:ew he’s ugly
Alex she’s so pretty

Girl:I think I might like him now

Friend :ew you like him
Girl: yea I think so

by yafavv_girl May 9, 2019

Alex

He’s a fucking SIMP

Guy 1: yo that guys a simp
Guy 2: No dude that’s just Alex

by AllFactsNoPrinter April 15, 2020

alex

a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)

Girl1: OMG is that Alex?

Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.

by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024

Pierre-Alex

People named Pierre-Alex are always super fun to be around! They know how to party and how to create a good ambiance. They’re really funny and sociable, so they make friends easily. If you are friends with someone name Pierre-Alex (Rolex for short), you’re really lucky and you’ll have the chance to live a life full of surprises!!! People named Pierre-Alex have a good sense of style and know how to dress. Ask them for advice anytime and they’ll try to help you with all they’ve got!

Someone: Wow, you sure know how to party!

You: Yeah, thanks to my friend Pierre-Alex!!

by Bgdu69 November 21, 2021

alex

squatter

Alex is a squatter because he spends too much money on games
Yo did u downgrade houses??? Thats such an Alex moment

by funkymonkey33 January 22, 2023

Mini alex

Mini Alex is a man sent from the heveans down upon earth to be its one and only protector. He has many alies and if they wish to summon him or interact with him they must yell"OHHHHH MINI ALEX" with much force, Mini Alex is a true warrior and worthy of our respect. (Side note he also likes cheeseburgers)

Person 1: Bro who's that?

Person 2: you don't know MINI Alex?

Person 1:pshhh that's a myth

Person 2: watch this OHHHHH MINI ALEX

Person 1: OHHHH MINI ALEX bro please for give me Mini Alex ong fr mb

Mini Alex: bet

by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 26, 2023

Alex Vazquez

The biggest dick man i’m talking he has to hang it over his soldier and he is very sexy and needs a big booty latina in his life

Whoa look at Alex Vazquez with his big meat.

by Imortalz.net fans aka everyone November 19, 2023