Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023

Tunisian Taco

A bait and switch performed upon a naive person, often a tourist.

Me: I didn’t order a panini. I ordered a taco.

Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.

Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.

Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.

Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.

by Tunis Jack July 25, 2022

prince likes taco bell

prince is a fat boi and he likes taco ball and he likes zoey and addilena

prince is fat asf

prince likes taco bell

by PRINCE LIKES DOOKIE December 6, 2019

iron taco

A way to cook crack

Coble blazed the iron taco

by Brandon Mitchell May 28, 2016

Glossy taco

The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.

No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.

(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021

Glossy taco

The nickname for the gloss top coat used when painting your nails. The term was created by YouTuber SimplyNailogical, a.k.a. Cristine, because "top coat" sounds like "taco".

"Now, you just have to apply a glossy taco to your holo nails, and you're done!"

by albino.bunnie April 18, 2018

interdimensional taco

When you throw a burrito through a dimensional vortex sending it to a different universe where burritos don't exist ultimately turning it into a taco and it being sent back to you as a taco yet still tasting like a burrito from California.

I was enjoying my day walking through Central Park, New York City, New York, and I slipped and dropped my New York burrito into a science lab making it go through a dimensional vortex and it coming out as an interdimensional taco that tasted like a burrito from Los Angeles, California

by ThatPurplePerson September 2, 2023