Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023
This is invoked mid-game in any competition when someone wants to cheat by changing the rules of the game.
Jeff K called Hacienda Heights Rules during the dodgeball game so that his team could add an additional player.
by SoPasDude July 01, 2023
When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.
Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.
by 142backdoor69 April 06, 2016
The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.
by the super penis man March 18, 2024
Jim: Aw man, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of (insert popular animation/game)
Bob: Rule 410 strikes again.
Bob: Rule 410 strikes again.
by LittlePurrKitten2009 May 19, 2024
by LittlePurrKitten2009 May 20, 2024
Person 1: Hey man, what happened to your grandma?
Person 2: I had to follow sigma grindset rule #235.
Person 2: I had to follow sigma grindset rule #235.
by JustKJ January 06, 2024