cock poop octopus

A common greeting in certain cultures, but a very offensive expletive in others. Flip a coin.

"Lester! Cock poop octopus, my friend! It has been a while.""
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"

by Kancho Ron February 6, 2014

Post poop euphoria

The "high" following a bowel movement. The act of dumping stimulates the vagus nerve which sends a signal to your brain causing a euphoric glow typically lasting between 2 and 10 minutes. Can be shortened to PPE

I destroyed the toilet the morning after an amazing Indian food feast and had the most satisfying post poop euphoria.

After an amazing bowel movement I experience the best PPE, now I'm ready to tackle my day!

by BROs in paradise April 9, 2023

just a little poop

Big enormous stinky fart/ shit.. made out to smell like roses.

What! It's just a little poop!

by TCP January 18, 2017

Russian Poop Oboe

When you shit on a dick, put only the head of the penis up your ass, and precede to fart all over the wiener and give a handjob.

“I gave Benny a Russian Poop Oboe!”

by AspergerKing420 November 5, 2021

I am Poop

Means that you need friends and your funny

-looks at roblox profile decription- -ses i am poop- This man needs friends.

by anonymous January 11, 2021

Pee and Poop debate

A debate/discussion over an incredibly mundane topic that became far too serious.

"Those people argued over the real name of a god damn movie character for 30 minutes"
"A Pee and Poop debate if I've ever seen one."

by Bacon Bangs in Bank February 10, 2021

Poop in your tooth

1. It means to have very disgusting breath.

2. To have cavities that look like Doo doo

Examples:

1. Man Jeffrey has "poop in his tooth".

2. Oh heck word I'm gonna brush my teeth so I don't get "poop in my tooth".

3. Man you have poop in your tooth so be quiet you lady of the night

by PsychpPr3tz3l_Tv July 15, 2019