Parked

Adj.

Modern slang meaning boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024

Parked

Adj.

Modern slang equivalent to boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024

parked

booorrring. bored. nothing is happening.

"this week is so parked."

"do you want to go to Annabelle's house?"
"nah that bitch is parked."

by gayratz May 18, 2024

Parking lotted

Where your spinning in circles. Starring at each other backs... wondering where u parked the car.. hoping the bags don't rip open lol and groceries don't spill....dude what does mine say?

Dude that mf so baked, he can't find his car... straight parking lotted

by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 21, 2024

Rotary Park

Rotary Park is safe after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark

Guy: Ever heard of Rotary Park?
Joe Hawley and Zubin Sedghi: wtf man

by ColdsteelpotOFCL May 23, 2024

Rotary Park

Rotary Park is safe after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark

Man: Rotary Park-
Joe Hawley: Cool, a song idea.

by ColdsteelpotOFCL May 23, 2024

MacArthur Park

Imagine typing a heart-felt piece of advice dissemination, or, the writing of an overly technical diatribe into a web form. You spent a long time to ensure that your message would be easily digested. Upon clicking "submit", IT IS GONE. Database Error. Connection Error. Hole In The Ozone Error. Who cares, it's gone. You will never have the desire to convey that recipe again. When you enter the solution or data again, it will be minimal, half-assed and submitted with a "get it over with already" attitude. The "cake" is your initial sh*tcanned submission and you will never have that "recipe" (your passion for giving a sh*t about the initial topic) again.

I just typed for an hour and clicked send, and the website MacArthur Parked everything I wrote.

by Bluegill67 May 25, 2024