loose meat sandwich

it's when you are having a devil's three way, but you accidentally cross swords and lose your boner.

i was really getting into my threesome with bill and susie, but then we crossed swords and it turned into a real loose meat sandwich.

by andrewisawesome November 30, 2016

poke my meat

female version of “beat my meat”; the use of fingers also known as female
masturbation

Girl 1: “I’m going to poke my meat later on tonight.”
Girl 2: “Oh cool! Me too, I think i’ll use my dildo this time.”

by mysterytwo January 15, 2018

Red Meat Eater

A red meat eater is a man who likes his women just like his steaks - Big and thick with a lot of marbling.

Like: " Yo, wat you think bout Ashley Graham?"
"Oh Dog, yes indeed! I'm a "red meat eater".

by PavlovDog f it shkng I b druln August 5, 2018

Meat-Faced Cocksicle

Nickname for Eric Trump.

Eric Trump is such a meat-faced cocksicle.

by The Leather Daddy 69 November 4, 2020

Meat is off the bone

Describes something good, derived from really good meat being cooked so well it falls off the bone.

Person 1: “I just scored tickets to see Gin Blossoms!”

Person 2: “Nice! That meat is off the bone!”

Can also be used in the negative.

Person 1: “My dog just died.”
Person 2: “Sorry man. That meat is not off the bone.”

by Palmer Johns October 6, 2022

Missouri Meat Shower

when you and your girlfriend are doing the hanky panky and she screams out the wrong name but you nut anyway so you consume 10,482 grams of meth

i tested out the Missouri Meat Shower last night and i think i can hear colors now

by TheAsidRan February 12, 2020

dj lil meat

cum

dj lil meat tweets about cum also ass AND titties

by chimkennuggetgorl January 29, 2020