Red Meat Eater

A red meat eater is a man who likes his women just like his steaks - Big and thick with a lot of marbling.
Like: " Yo, wat you think bout Ashley Graham?"
"Oh Dog, yes indeed! I'm a "red meat eater".
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bust my meat

A sexier way of saying I got to jerk off.
I got to bust my meat.
by I like steven January 18, 2018
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poke my meat

female version of “beat my meat”; the use of fingers also known as female
masturbation
Girl 1: “I’m going to poke my meat later on tonight.”
Girl 2: “Oh cool! Me too, I think i’ll use my dildo this time.”
by mysterytwo January 15, 2018
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Bolivian Meat Grinder

A very unique sex move which is performed right before sex. Before the man gets it on with the woman, he politely asks the woman if she is comfortable with such intimate and demanding activities. If she says yes, then copulation can begin. If she says no, the man will heed her words and copulation will not begin and instead begin suggesting other things they can do, like play a video game or watch a movie.
Guy 1: Yo, I used the Bolivian Meat Grinder on Sophie last night!
Guy 2: Woah, I've never heard of that one before! How did it turn out!
Guy 1: Sohpie said that she wasn't really feeling like it, but that she would probably be interested tomorrow because it would likely be a stressful day at work for her. After that, I asked her if she wanted to see Titanic, and she said yes. So we watched it while cuddling and eating ice cream.
Guy 2: Dude, that's soooo hot! I should try it with my girl.
Guy 1: Fantastic!
Guy 2: Bodacious!
by UsefulInfoBeing September 15, 2018
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loose meat sandwich

it's when you are having a devil's three way, but you accidentally cross swords and lose your boner.
i was really getting into my threesome with bill and susie, but then we crossed swords and it turned into a real loose meat sandwich.
by andrewisawesome November 30, 2016
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Meat is off the bone

Describes something good, derived from really good meat being cooked so well it falls off the bone.
Person 1: “I just scored tickets to see Gin Blossoms!”

Person 2: “Nice! That meat is off the bone!”

Can also be used in the negative.

Person 1: “My dog just died.”
Person 2: “Sorry man. That meat is not off the bone.”
by Palmer Johns October 06, 2022
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