one pump champ

A man who has a trouser monster that rivals those of the Greek gods and is said to be able to make a female ejaculate upon initial penetration.

Wow Chris, that was amazing! You are a true one pump champ!

by The One Pump Champ November 8, 2015

give one the creeps

to give one the creeps is to create a feeling of disgust or horror

There was strange man following me around the grocery store. He was giving me the creeps!
give one the creeps

by Bryant333 May 13, 2018

One second arrest

That moment when you cover your body with soap, then dive head first naked into a school zone

“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”

by Armedteachers69 February 26, 2020

love one out

A term for masturbation accidentally coined by James Dobson and used by John Oliver.

Dude 1: Hey, wanna go play frisbee golf?
Dude 2: Nah. I'm gonna go love one out.

by Dougedatamazingdog June 7, 2018

one train ops

when a parks operators choose to only run one train operations on a rollercoaster, drastically hurting capacity.
The bane of all Thoosies existence

Shit man, they’re seriously running one train ops on a B&M? That’s bullshit.

by callmescoutt April 29, 2023

Mess with one’s desires

When you use someone’s desires to make them feel incompetent or worthless

If you tell someone that they won’t get something they want if they’re unable to do something and it makes them feel incompetent as a result then you would, in short, mess with one’s desires

by YuOfTheNight April 28, 2020

One-eyed Gypsy

when someone skeest in a girl's eye to blind her, steals her belongings, and runs away (like a gypsy would)

"I gave her the one-eyed gypsy, came up on a ps3, a Cool Runnings DVD, and some scented candles, and got the fuck out of there!"

by Abraham Autumnwood July 17, 2012