blasticist

Sometimes used synonymously with #fartographer, a blasticist refers more specifically to a scholar of ancient farts. Among the most decorated blasticists of the late Victorian age was Ismael Afart. In addition to his published works on classical blasting, including his most famous, “Blasting Off in Ancient Persia,” he also left behind several volumes of erotic poetry in Arabic, which celebrated the beauty of the anus.

I went to Yale in the hopes of becoming a celebrated blasticist.

by trilliam turdsworth December 12, 2023

blastphamaic

The act of insulting one's character or sarcastically talking about someone

Sean was being blastphamaic to me earlier today

by Werdo12345 January 28, 2024

blastphomy

a broke ah manager who works at planet fitness

i’m a broke ah manager who uses the gym to compensate my lack of hoes i’m a blastphomy

by Fat cock rapist January 31, 2024

Blaster

A autobot that has posters of soundwave

Blaster ejected his pets.

by mr optimus prime February 4, 2024

Blastful

Obnoxious, or overwhelming

Ugh, I hate Lucy, she’s so blastful.

by Elizabeth petro March 22, 2024

Blastful

Obnoxious, or overwhelming

Ugh, Lucy is so blastful

by Elizabeth petro March 22, 2024

Blastoising

when you jizz in a woman and scream “Blastoise, use hydro pump!” while you shove a hose into her and turn it to full power

I’m gonna be blastoising my girlfriend tonight

by Jess223 April 16, 2024