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one-beamer

Someone who’s car only has one headlight because the other one’s bulb is burn out, meant to be used in a negative connotation
Look at that one-beamer; I’m surprised he can see the road at all!
one-beamer by joshington456 January 11, 2026

Justin Beaver

What little kids call Justin Bieber because they don’t know how to spell his name idk
Help I used to call Justin Bieber Justin beaver.”

“Oh my god I did that too!”
Justin Beaver by Fuckthe January 16, 2026

Straight Beaver

Getting head by a girl with huge front teeth
This bih gave straight beaver on my log yesterday

Raspberry beaver

When atleast two people are on their period and scissoring. If there is more than three people involved it becomes a crab rangoon.
I thought we were gonna do a crab rangoon but marie bailed, so we just had a raspberry beaver

Eh bakeros

Eh bakeros: means hands up and suddenly we all put our hands up, and you have no control of your body.
“Eh bakeros and suddenly we all put our eh bakeros, no control of my body

Colonized Beaver

A pregnant woman.

OR...

A woman who has double or triple penetration in her pussy.

OR...

A pussy that's been creampied.
Scenario 1. - Dude she's not fat, she has a colonized beaver.

Scenario 2. - Dude your girlfriend told me she wants a colonized beaver so I'll see you later tonight.

Scenario 3. - I can't wait to give you a colonized beaver with my nut.