Alex

Tall ignorant man with no personality or sense of direction with his life. Likes cheese and is very unlucky with the ladies. Thinks bat man is really a woman and thinks he’s better than anyone else. Will never text back on time. All ways stalks the group chat

Oh look it’s an Alex in his natural habitat

by Doorhandle92 August 31, 2020

Alex

. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Alex is the most sexy , sweetest, funniest, most talented, in the world. Alex comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Alex can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alex is a man you want to have sex with

Ooomg he’s name is Alex

by Papapapparto November 20, 2021

Alex

A young whexican girl who loves dancing, singing, and listening to despacito. She's overall a nice, cringey, pretty individual who likes music.

Me: What's up
Alex: The sky

by Mexican_Man. October 11, 2019

Alex Ibarra

The happiest mexican you will ever meet. He will most likly show up and take your neck.

That kis is such an Alex Ibarra

by deathly definitions June 6, 2019

Alex

The king of the urban jungle, the main attraction at New York's Central Park Zoo.

Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.- Marty

by Jordanz98 April 14, 2019

chica alex

a huge meanie butt head face that is like two years old and from norway.

Just stop chica alex...

by stewbertrust August 7, 2022

Alex Seeds

-The state of being completely at the whim of the deterministic nature of the universe.

-Devoid of free will or the ability to choose ones own path.

-Being completely convinced of the fact that any free will is simply an illusion.

-Denoting the simultaneous possession of the qualities of being inherently seductive and maintaining a conscious awareness and confidence in this attribute, as humorously conveyed in the well-known lyrical phrase: 'I'm sexy and I know it.

“Yeah i was trying to convince him not to go ahead with it, but he was really Alex Seeds at the time.”

“Be careful around that guy, his name is Alex Seeds and he doesnt have free will.”

“I went on a date with Alex Seeds and woke up 4 days later in the boot of an abandoned car in Rocklea”

by Charlie (AKA 99) July 5, 2023