Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s shoes.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 11, 2025
Get the Big Bad Bradmug. A term that's used by wrestling fans on social media, specifically the ones who support All Elite Wrestling (AEW). It's used when other fans or experts in the industry don't talk positively about certain aspects of the show in order to negate valid criticism. Often times the people who use this term act very hostile towards others with a different opinion.
Casual viewer: "The spots in this match were obviously choreographed and I can't take that seriously. "
Obsessed fan: "It's bad faith. Shut up and watch the fed! "
Obsessed fan: "It's bad faith. Shut up and watch the fed! "
by JustAGuyWatchingWrestling September 28, 2024
Get the Bad faithmug. by Randy223 April 25, 2022
Get the Bad Shapemug. A 113-year-old wrestleman who can type while wearing boxing gloves. For some reason, no one even spells his name correctly. He also appeared in The Room.
by Manuele Pepe November 6, 2017
Get the Strong Badmug. by YOOOOOObad February 23, 2022
Get the Oh Badmug. A person who robs, manipulates, assassinates the character of others, corrupts the youth and harms the lives of others for his self benefit. Often doing so in the public eye in a sleazy way.
by Blahzay Blahzay Nixon May 9, 2020
Get the Bad Manmug. When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.
by Jose Agua July 28, 2010
Get the grass patch badmug.