Social taco

A discreet way to call someone a dirty slut.
Alicia: Hey, did you hear about Becky's weekend?
Jessica: Yeah, she was a real social taco.
by PhishTank March 04, 2016
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Mystery Taco

Mystery Taco: When a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own vagina prior to sex, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during cunnilingus.
Mystery Taco: It's what's for dinner!
by Bob the Mighty August 02, 2011
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Mystery taco

This is the female version of the glory hole. The hidden woman makes her taco mysterious.
I found this truck that serves the best mystery tacos. I go there every lunch break.
by JustyWayne August 20, 2015
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taco punishment

When your taco (vagina) isn't quite as stuffed with meat (dick and/or color changing dildo) as it should be so you jam more in...even when the shell is about to burst.
Dude, every night is taco night, I never fail to deliver the punishment...that is taco punishment...
by Grunge_fuck_#1_A_nite_2_remmbr November 09, 2014
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Taco Spin

When a girl masturbates
A girl's vulva can be portrayed as a taco through emojis, the song says "Girls Just Want to Have Fun", Masturbation releases a chemical in the brain called Dopamine. Dopamine comes from pleasures such as running, specific sounds, eating, and you guessed it; masturbation.
Taco Spin
taco is slang for vulva
by Jeff Kaplan fixed OW June 21, 2023
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Troll de Taco

Another name for a ladies clitoris. Under the right conditions, the Troll de Taco will make an appearance and convince it's she-owner to open the flood gates. The Troll de Taco is very demanding and sensitive, trying to negotiate with it too quickly or missing the obvious cues may ruin your chances of a second introduction.
Amanda was so impressed by Tom's well defined pectoral muscles, she insisted that her Troll de Taco meet his hole pole.
by fusterclucker February 09, 2014
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goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time
"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"
by Tonytony666 April 27, 2016
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