When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
by poopbutter July 12, 2013
"Slang for British anal lube. References the tap water quality in London, often compared in color to peanut butter due to the high amounts of excrement in its contents."
by Mutherfackindawg November 12, 2023
A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.
Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.
by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 02, 2020
It’s an object that has been blessed by certain types of Athiest, slapping the butter with their non-godly sausages.
Person 1: “Hey did you hit that girl with Atheism butter last night?”
Person 2: “Of course I did, that girl was a Christian”
Person 1: “Good”
Person 2: “Of course I did, that girl was a Christian”
Person 1: “Good”
by TheRealAtheistbutter October 15, 2017
It’s an object blessed by certain types of Atheists, slapping their butter with their non-godly sausages.
Person 1: “Did you hit that girl with Atheism butter last night?”
Person 2: “Of course I did, she was a christian”
Person 1: “Good”
Person 2: “Of course I did, she was a christian”
Person 1: “Good”
by TheRealAtheistbutter October 15, 2017
Damn !! I was Having Fun with This Girl in Her Doo Doo Maker and my Junk Came Out like a Peanut Butter Corndog
by MichaelAmadeus87 March 22, 2024
Jack butter the Nutter. Is a butterfly and likes the colour of butter. Likes stockings filled with butter so that he can use it to whack other butterflies
by Eliteperkele January 03, 2022