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Law-Tard

A person who thinks they know everything about law when really they don't, or they know a bit but they are mislead.

Usually found in YouTube comment sections, these people are generally defensive and not likely to change their interpretation of a scenario.

These people are also likely to jump into scenarios, during or after, without using context.
Jesus, these law-tards are everywhere.
by Code_Maker May 29, 2018
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Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.
Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks
by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025
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Law of generation domination

The law of generation domination means that anybody who f*cked your mother automatically has the upper hand on you.

If you both f*cked each others mothers, the one who will have sex with the mother’s mother has the upper hand, hence law of generation domination.
Bully: Give me you lunch money or I’ll punch you.
Me: No, you give me your money, I f*cked you mother.
Bully: *starts blushing and feeling pathetic* Here you go. Go to hell, Law of generation domination!
by Minky157 September 28, 2020
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stepniece-in-law

1- Stepnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepniece.
stepniece-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Cokie's Law

The axiom that says the press can't pass judgment about anything once it's "out there," regardless of whether or not what's "out there" is true.
Whether the V.P. candidate had sex with a couch or not, Cokie's Law requires the Sunday shows to treat it as fact.
by Moribund B. Houseplant July 25, 2024
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great-grandchild-in-law

Great-grandchild's spouse.
great-grandchild-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Ashton’s law

Law that states Ashton simply can’t be fucked with
These hoes don’t be mad at Ashton these hoes mad at Ashton’s law
by User0824 March 9, 2024
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