D the water

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it
Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you
by Phlumpchewus cuboid February 11, 2020
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Phobia Water

I saw him being Phobia Water with that Russian over there!
by BOBTHEBOT May 06, 2019
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Water snaking it

When two gay men one uncircumcised and the other circumcised dock their penises and then one or the other men masturbate both of them with each stroke using the uncircumcised persons foreskin. When reaching a climax in this circumstance the act of orgasming compounded with the near watertight seal of one cock inside another, often causes a sticky and unpredictable explosion of semen around the edge of the outer docked pensis' foreskin. Similar to the effect of holding ones thumb over the end of a water hose. This semen spray effect when Water Snaking it is often called a backdraft. Note, because pain is normal for the backdraft recipient, finishing first is often a race between the stroker and strokee.
At the end of their date, the two gay lovers masturbated by water snaking it. They took turns simultaneously stroking their docked penises until one "Back drafted" inside of the others penis.
by WordOfTheDay83 November 20, 2016
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Water spirit

One of the elements from frozen 2, He tries to drown Elsa in frozen 2 as she does not tell the truth and battle him.
The water spirit is my favorite spirit!”
by The real Elsa September 13, 2021
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Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes
Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling
by Brian0401 December 16, 2020
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Is water wet?

Marc: hey, is water wet?

bob: Yeah, are you retarded?

marc: no no just wanted to ask

bob: sure you did *eye roll*
by Ahhhhhh :) May 03, 2021
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