Martial Law

Hopefully!

Hym "Yeah! Martial law! Do it up! Murder everyone! Do it now before it's too late!"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2025

bro-in-law

A friend of a friend, coined from the word 'bro' and the 'in-law' suffix given to people where you have a connection reliant on another person.

Person A: Yo, Person B, I heard you have a bro-in-law with someone.
Person B: Sup Person A, I have multiple bro-in-laws.
Person A: Like who?
Person B: Person C, Person D and even Person E are all my bro-in-laws, all linked to Person F.
Person A: Kick-ass.

by Shrimpctionary May 11, 2025

Ketan's Law

Any movement that has a name that implicitly insults everyone else working on a problem as ineffective, irrational, or unrealistic is guaranteed to be trash.

Ketan's Law applies to effective altruism.

by paulmwatson May 16, 2025

Green Pepper Law

Any and all instance of the word "Subterfuge" can and will be pointed out by 2017x fans.

"Do you suspect some alien subterfuge behind this failure?" "The Green Pepper Law will go into affect..."

by Emdragon666 May 21, 2025

Sog's law

A variation on Sod's law.

Sog's law states: "If you leave your umbrella or coat at home it will rain"

My socks are soaked, of course I left my coat at home it's Sog's law

by Roars May 27, 2025

Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

Flaze's Law

A law that states that if it exists, someone will put a VHS filter over it and call it Analog Horror.

"Did you see that new Family Guy analog horror? Its kind of bad." "Sounds like Flaze's Law in action."

by 2smug4you June 4, 2025