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double wet dream

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream
Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!
by Beer Buddha December 26, 2015
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Arkansas Wet Willie

The Arkansas Wet Willie is where you go down to Booneville, Arkansas and go "mudding". While you are mudding you stop mid-way and start to have sexual intercouse. When finished, you go back to "mudding".
Me and Jessica just got done doing the ol' Arkansas Wet Willie
by Stinky_Pinkyyyyyy00 September 10, 2024
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wet paper bag

Being broke.
Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag
by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017
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get wet

1:imma go get wet
1c/hild:ayo wtafdyefm man
1: im going for a shower dirty-mided person
1c: o o k
by pseud0nym12470 December 15, 2023
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Wet debt

When the weather was forecast to be raining now but it isn’t, and you know it’s going to absolutely piss it down later instead.
I hope it’ll be safe to drive home this evening with the wet debt.
by g4whe4thwe4thew45yh July 19, 2025
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wet police

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard
by &-6.0} September 8, 2023
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Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.
Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!
by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014
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