two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018

Two shits past a hen fox

You’re fucked!

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…

by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024

category two

A large, very wet and painful BM not unlike a violent hurricane

After Sunday Brunch Steve experienced a Category two bowel evacuation.

by Bobby D74 October 15, 2006

three two bitch

a roller; a female who is used up, or one that hops dicks like pogo sticks

Shay was just with a nigga 2 hours ago and now she with Jeffery... Dayymmnn she's one hell of a three two bitch

by Tew Kings November 21, 2013

two steps ahead

im always two steps ahead

this must be the greatest expriment... of my entire life

btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want

by ballslicker69420 January 23, 2025

two-pack Shakur

A dual-CD album of greatest hits from da famous rap-music star.

I'm mostly into classical, easy-listening, and meditative music, so I think "Ell Passo" on high-speed non-musical babbling, whether it's just a single disc or two-pack Shakur offering.

by QuacksO August 18, 2025

Two Time

The character from the Roblox horror game Forsaken, famous for the ability to resurrect themselves as long as they stabbed the killer enough.

"hear me out on two time. they may seem schizo but damn they cute"
"worst hear me out i've ever heard 💀"

by MasterTheBoi May 4, 2025