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Maine black bear

When you and a large group of friends (or strangers) have a bukkake gangbang with a woman. After everyone cums on her she has to claw her way out of the cum like a black bear.
“Yooo that gangbang was something else!”
“Yeah man we had that chick doing the Maine black bear by the time we were done!”
by thechonkingSTEWARD April 13, 2022
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bear brand

a milk brand that makes u stronk like a big boy and is the best
Hey! How u stronk?
Cuz I drank bear brand milk it makes u stronk
Wow! I should drink it too!
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Bear

A supporter or follower of ostracized, censored, truth speaking comedian, Owen Benjamin Smith.
“We are building a campground with the bears. Bolar bear! Bolar bear!”
by Nisopropylzodiac July 14, 2023
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Steaming Bear

When you are fucking a chick in the middle of the woods in the dead of winter and pull it out. Effectively making your meat stick steamy and brown.
I was giving my gf anal on a camping trip, when I pulled out that Steaming Bear 🐻 it was putting off vapor like a garmet steamer.
by PoopOnMyCock April 29, 2024
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Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 9, 2017
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Rizzly bear

That guy that gots that dog in em!
That guy that pulls no matter what!
That guy who’s gonna fuck your dad, mom and wife then go on to say I wear the pants!
That mf with that rizz in em!

Coochie destroyer!
I’m that rizzly bear momma I got that dog in me!
I got all that rizz I am that rizzly bear!
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Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.
"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"
by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024
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