"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024
Get the Two Figs Short of a Goosemug. Inserting two fingers into the vagina while another finger is in the anus.
In most cases the index finger and middle finger are extended while the ring finger and thumb are curled and the pinkie finger extended.
In most cases the index finger and middle finger are extended while the ring finger and thumb are curled and the pinkie finger extended.
Have you ever put two in the rung and one in the dung
Yeah to my ex she went crazy for it!
Two for the pink, one for the pink I always think!
Yeah to my ex she went crazy for it!
Two for the pink, one for the pink I always think!
by UrbanKing21479293 June 8, 2016
Get the two in the rung and one in the dungmug. When you have two people that are thirsty, wet or just sexy that you would want for a threesome or more
by berserker blabbermouth June 6, 2017
Get the Juicy Twomug. A bio teacher at a redneck high-school in middle of know where Michigan who should probably go back to his frat.
This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area
common phrases
1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"
2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"
3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"
4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"
5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "
6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"
this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school
>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender
Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2
"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9
"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11
"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10
"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10
"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12
This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area
common phrases
1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"
2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"
3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"
4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"
5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "
6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"
this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school
>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender
Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2
"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9
"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11
"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10
"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10
"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12
by lol tina April 25, 2019
Get the Sucky Teacher Number Twomug. by BoschMaster22 January 3, 2024
Get the Two Twea Nellymug. an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.
"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closetmug. by Angie Simone November 3, 2019
Get the Stevie Two Tokemug.