Slow your roll

A reddit meme

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.

by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016

rolling dough

When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman from behind, 'doggy style,' while holding on to the top of her ass cheeks, like he is rolling dough.

I was banging Lauren so hard last night while she was on all fours, it seemed like I was rolling dough because I was holding her booty so much.

by Rolling ass cheeks June 10, 2017

runaway roll

Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.

I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

Rick-Roll

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
a full commitment is what Im thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
IIIIIIIIIIIIIi
just wanna tell u how im feelin
Gotta make u understand

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

This song is a song

rick-roll means

anyone on planet "Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
a full commitment is what Im thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
IIIIIIIIIIIIIi
just wanna tell u how im feelin
Gotta make u understand

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

everyone eles " THAT SONG IS THE DEVIL SPWAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!111111!!!!!1111!!1!a11!!111!!!@Q#WERSDTDFCGYUT^RDCGFBHJK"

Boy 1: "hi"

by zd[p45tgb9y0oguds 7p9y6 August 28, 2023

Rolling the Screen

Scrolling through the mobile screen endlessly

I'm rolling the screen for time pass
I'm trying to sleep rolling my screen 😂

by zumba_65 June 9, 2025

Baltimore Roll

A thick roll of money made up only of one dollar bills.

At the movie ticket counter, Bobby reached into his pocket, pulled out a wad of money and flashed it for Shirley. Little did she know that was was a Baltimore Roll of one dollar bills.

by Kaymo11 October 15, 2021

texas rolling pin

When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.

Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin”
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*

by Stebone69 September 30, 2021