by KingCrabCrazy November 14, 2021
Get the poop balls fortnitemug. Bed Poop Stain is,
when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce
when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce
Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*
by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021
Get the Bed poop Stainmug. by Suklaa March 11, 2017
Get the sharp poop scratchmug. What! It's just a little poop!
by TCP January 18, 2017
Get the just a little poopmug. Dad: Why does it smell like shit in here?
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁
by Jurassic fatter June 7, 2019
Get the Pickling your poopmug. A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"
*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*
*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*
Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!
Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!
Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!
by Guymans February 4, 2013
Get the THOUSAND YEAR POOPmug. by The marron poop chuter June 5, 2022
Get the Marron Poop Chutemug.