Hypothetical Man

Paul Pogba also known as Hypothetical Man. A man who cant win the ucl but can make the argument 'what if I won the ucl'. Hypotheitcal man is a bang average midfielder. Midfielders like Gundogan and Wijnaldum are miles clear. Once Jurgen Klopp said, "Give me Hypothetical Man and 10 sticks and I would win fuck all".

That bang average mid with yee ass haircut must be THE Hypothetical Man.

by Zzinedine098765 June 13, 2021

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L Mans

Not staying up to watch the movie, instead going to sleep

marcus didnt stay up to watch the movie so hes a L mans

by 42786493 September 9, 2022

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man of culture

n. a person (typically male) who watches/likes hentai (Japanese animated pornography).

You like Doki Doki Majo Shinpan?
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

by CrazyUrbDicDawg May 19, 2022

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rack-of-man

A set of breasts---on a man. Not as large of a cup size as say---moobs, but firmer than mantitties.

Nice rack-of-man there, Chuck. What's your bra size?

by Lisa August 18, 2004

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man norks

Norks of the male variety. Must be an A-cup or bigger to be considered breasts.

Ashley, you have the biggest man norks. Have you considered getting a training bra?

by Andrew May 3, 2004

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z-man

A man pretending to be a woman. This usage is taken from the 1960's movie "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". Z-man was a character in the film. At the end of the movie Z-man turned out to be a woman!

"Z-man is really a woman!" Quote from the movie Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

by Randy Bonjour July 8, 2006

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