Girl 1: What the hell happened to you? You were supposed to be at my house at 12.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.
by Shibbii_Baby January 8, 2012
Get the Spazz Douchemug. A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.
by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022
Get the Pokey Douchemug. Me and my cousin was gettin shitdick often and the festerin became painful, what with the corn kernels, pepper seeds and all. So we invented in the douche buggery kit for the rectum and Bob's you Uncle! Buy one today and your dick pains will be behind you, or you cousin, rather..... Also introducing the Rectum Relief kit! *The aggressive buggering in this ad was done by professionals on a closed buggering course. Do not attempt... Introducing New Joe's Buggering cream!! One Dalope and all you Buggering issues will ..
by Bugmen September 1, 2018
Get the Douche buggerymug. The_Drawing_Otaku#2437 on discord is the biggest douche bag I know, and I question myself each day how he could pull a goddess like Sunny.
by Peach and Daisy November 8, 2021
Get the Douche Bagmug. Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.
Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"
by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024
Get the Stealth Douchmug. Another word for dumbass.
by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013
Get the Dingle-douchemug. by hollyRoxxx January 25, 2022
Get the douchemug.