My wife is interested in some chocolate scooping action!
Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!
Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!
by BiggHoss511 November 12, 2012
Get the chocolate scoopingmug. 1. A sweet brown piece of candy made from cacao. Usually multiple squares merged into a bar of it.
2. Another way to try and say "shit," "crap," or "poop".
2. Another way to try and say "shit," "crap," or "poop".
1. "Hey, isn't this chocolate yummy?"
2. "Who's chocolate is this, and why isn't it cleaned up yet?! I need my toilet to be clean!"
2. "Who's chocolate is this, and why isn't it cleaned up yet?! I need my toilet to be clean!"
by Femtanyl December 11, 2023
Get the Chocolatemug. The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
by ValveTime October 7, 2015
Get the Chocolate Papermug. by pupcorez November 4, 2021
Get the Chocolate dipped strawberrymug. “Insert conversation about something mentioning the chocolate fairy”
Oh the chocolate fairy! Ya she gave my chocolate in English class
Oh the chocolate fairy! Ya she gave my chocolate in English class
by Some big fuck Olivia September 28, 2022
Get the Chocolate fairymug. A phrase used as an alternative to a couple’s relationship. Intended to be said by one as a way of annoying the other.
Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”
Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”
Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”
Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”
Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”
by architecter May 30, 2018
Get the National Belgian Chocolate Daymug. This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.
I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)
by iamawesome41 December 23, 2011
Get the The Chocolate Theorymug.