Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.

“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night”

by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019

Ass-Cake

When sooooooo shitty at something that there absolutely ass-cakes, also used for someone who is paraplegic/anti semetic.

Walks up to a paraplegic man at park:”thy arst cake o’ arse/ you are absolutely ass-cakes my gooy”.

by KennedyKiller1963 August 8, 2022

randy cake

a random cake

"What a randy cake"

by randy cake August 4, 2010

Chocolate cake

The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11

Please help me I was in a chocolate cake

by VaginaTEEHEE September 6, 2019

funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.

Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.

by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023

Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.

Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.

by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022

crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug

Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old

by 123sheshe September 23, 2019