Shelly beans

Identical twins

Shelly beans and Kelly beans make the world go round

by anonymous June 12, 2025

Bean

To rape someone, or to make them suffer the consequences (of whatever they did, be it wrong or something you just didn't like).

"omg did you see carter like bean that mouse for taking his cheese?!"

by Krusty K. May 15, 2018

Bean

Thinks they’re big but they’re teeny and too adorable to be threatening. They now believe that pigs can fly after witnessing it firsthand.

Bean fights for the people they love and they are also going to dig up my dead bird

You’re being a bean

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

bean dip

"bean dip" a quote from the purcy Jackson musical

"bean dip" says bob the stinky step father

by material gworllllll February 6, 2022

Bean

Slang for clitoris.

"Hi bean" is a common greeting for lesbos

by J-stay June 21, 2017

baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.

baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?

by Olly Hall October 15, 2008

Bean Donut

Adjective

Describes any guy/girl that's glazed and nicely presented with caramel/chocolate melted on top - but when you get beneath all of that you find they're filled with beans.

'Dude - check that waitress. HOT! I think I wanna marry her'

'Yeah - just make sure she's not a bean donut...'

by i_am_the_gardn July 20, 2018