Blastarded

Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.

Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.

by BillyBobSextyNine January 20, 2023

blastastrophy

The state of Jameson's room.

Jameson! Your room is a blastastrophy. Clean it now!

by worldsfunniestdad February 4, 2023

blastt

sexy ass good ass rapper

yo bro you hear that new blastt?, that shit is heat.

by Blast#0005 February 26, 2023

Blastisimo

Playing extremely loud but controlled. Made by Barclavian Flowers in the Paul W. Bryant Band room.

Hey son why are you playing so loud it sounds like blastisimo. I told you Staccato!

by TheCabinet June 17, 2023

blastaroony

To blast off somewhere

A big brown log blastaroony into the toilet out of my asshole.

by anonymous June 27, 2023

Blasterous

"Shining bright and violently in your face"

" a face blast that's shining brightly

Vinny the moon looks blasterous tonight man"

by Outsideonthacorner July 2, 2023

blastoiseing

the opposite of charazarding throwing water on a person during tea time

he was blastoiseing all day

by slimeking280 August 10, 2024