Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.
Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

When your licking asshole and it starts to open up from excitement. You can then sick your tongue into her anal throat.
by Twice over August 7, 2017

by Outspoken35 October 14, 2025

The act of a girl putting pop rocks into her asshole and trying to reverse-digest them, with the pop rocks’ popping inside her ass.
)Laura): “Hey Cindy! Have you ever tried an anal slushee ?” (Cindy): “yeah of course, and I used the cotton candy flavored ones too!”
by Javenvapegod May 24, 2018

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage
Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage
John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.
Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage
John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.
by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

When you say a word too much that it becomes it's own word. Saying Analysis while on a marijuana-induced procrastination spree results in the following: Anal Sis. It refers to the act of either giving or receiving anal and then calling up your sister to tell him about it.
by spicymayobootyhole345 May 21, 2020

by assnuggest4lyfe September 14, 2014
