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Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.
The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.
by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019
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Two Faced

Someone who pretends to be somebody’s friend and then talks shit about them behind their back
That guy is a two faced little bitch. The other day, he was laughing and joking with that guy. Now he’s over there talking shit about him.
by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023
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Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.
Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?
by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020
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two skidoos

A very small girl also refered to as a floppy or a teener. Very addicted to social media and cellphones
Teener two skidoos
by yoyoyo8765309 October 31, 2013
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Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.
"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"
by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014
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Two-Ball Patty

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.
After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway
by redtenor November 27, 2020
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