may 1

national send a tit pick to a boy named kaden

hey kaden guess what

kaden: what

it may 1st

by tyranrapus April 30, 2024

1 in the 2

When you piss in a girl's butt hole.

Dude, I heard santos gave a chick a 1 in the 2 at fresh choice.

by Billie willie November 15, 2013

January 1

National fuck yeah 2020 is over!

Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021

by anonymous November 4, 2020

www.deviantart.com mehlove art Warrior-Cats-Names-Taken-Seriously-1-659285538

Something the if you get on it, Felix the cat will be at your house ready to fuck you with his magic bag

www.deviantart.com mehlove art Warrior-Cats-Names-Taken-Seriously-1-659285538 Is Felix the cats worst enemy, the true reason why he doesn’t use deviantart

by Smm2lover29383837454363 July 18, 2023

November 1

National psycho day
It’s the day where you can be a psychopath

Only on November 1st is when you can be psycho

by Dead... December 22, 2019

2012/1/22

this is my pookies birthday, if you dont know her get off this. Anywhoo, for my sigma, HAVE A SKIBIDI OHIO RIZZLER JUJU WALK SPIDERMAN BUZZLIGHTYEAR LIGHTINGMQUEEN BIRTHDAY SIGMA ALPHA WOLF !!!!! your birthday reminds me of the old chinese scholar, yung no moe !! iF YOUR SAD ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, SAD BACKWARDS IS DAS AND DAS NOT OKAY

Example:

2012/1/22 have a very cool birthday my, buzzlight year sigma

by syfrao January 8, 2024

Left handed 1 December

You may only use the left Hand to get it

After NNN I used the left hand to totally get it cause it’s left handed 1 December

by 1december🖐 November 27, 2019