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Roland

Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”

Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022
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Rolands

A very attractive person, who is very caring and cares for his girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel loved.
can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
the most handsome man alive.
extremely sexy.
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Mildly funny loser. But when you need someone to rely on, he is always there.
Did you know that ¨Ryan¨ is bitchless?
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I person who is a god at sex and is going to great places
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A person that is so unbearable in your friend-group that you wish was gone, but stays despite everyone hating them
Person 1: hehehe!!!! dick jokes are sooooo funny!! penis
Person 2: shut the fuck up retard, you sound like a ryan
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Ryan<3….Ryan is my loving boyfriend i love him so much when i first met him he made me fall in love with everything about him i love his little tooth gap and his fluffy thick curly hair he’s nice tall and funny and lankey i wish he will marry me when we get older i just love him like i can’t tell u how much love i have for this man i never though i would fall in love with a ryan but i did. and it was the most best thing that has happened in my life now get urself a ryan trust me you’ll be glad
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