pacific rim job

v. the act of being fired or losing one's job because your company is offshoring, see also offwhoring

"I was just fired today as well as the whole IT staff -- we were pacific rim jobbed!"

by Andrew Lee April 14, 2005

Mind Job (MJ)

When some one or some thing does or says something crazy that blows your mind.

Kevin and Jason jumped into some bushes off of a two story building and it gave me a total mind job (MJ).

by jnepure July 11, 2009

Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011

Tecumseh blow job

Hand job with bacon grease

She thought his coaching skills were amazing and gave him a Tecumseh blow job to show her gratitude.

by Bibblemac December 21, 2014

ice cream job

When you give oral pleasure after eating ice cream leaving your mouth ice cold and sugary

"So my girlfriend gave me an ice cream job the other day. My dick was frozen for weeks!

by Antiumone November 23, 2013

Kentucky Rim Job

When a southerner gives a fried chicken wing a blowjob.

Kids don't look! That guy is giving a Kentucky Rim Job

by Unified Bae March 27, 2015

Mexican blow job

When you put hot sauce (salsa) around your dick and a girl wearing a sombrero sucks it

Dude! I got a Mexican blow job last night! I still haven't recovered!

by MC MACHONACHO December 13, 2016