The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.
by Dat_Last_Bastion June 19, 2018

bean is the definition of a real right nigga. always growing and sprouting. Will always send the opps to the gates. bean understands that if it comes down to it, you’ll have to take a few life’s before they take yours.
yo is that bean?! real right bean?!??
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by El mario January 10, 2018

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
by fart moinke April 2, 2021

A descriptor used to describe destructive birds that damage healthy and viable bean plants. Bird damage by bean wreckers has been widely documented by watchersofbirdniagarachapter
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