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Bean Job

The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.
Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up
by Dat_Last_Bastion June 19, 2018
mugGet the Bean Jobmug.

bean

bean is the definition of a real right nigga. always growing and sprouting. Will always send the opps to the gates. bean understands that if it comes down to it, you’ll have to take a few life’s before they take yours.
yo is that bean?! real right bean?!??
by -0-0-099 January 13, 2023
mugGet the beanmug.

Bean

To flick your bean is to play with your puss puss aka vagina
“Dreszer got his bean flicked all night!”
by The Beanie man October 17, 2020
mugGet the Beanmug.

Big Bean Dont Cap

A phrase used by a person referred to as “big bean” saying they don’t cap
Y’all heard of that street gang leader named big bean, I heard big bean dont cap
by Gein Boi November 23, 2020
mugGet the Big Bean Dont Capmug.

Bean

A derivative term for someone with an oblong or Unusal head
Henry got a haircut, he know looks like a bean
by El mario January 10, 2018
mugGet the Beanmug.

baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo
by fart moinke April 2, 2021
mugGet the baked bean diarrheamug.

Bean Wreckers

A descriptor used to describe destructive birds that damage healthy and viable bean plants. Bird damage by bean wreckers has been widely documented by watchersofbirdniagarachapter
The bean wreckers have destroyed 9 out of the 12 bean plants in my garden.
mugGet the Bean Wreckersmug.

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