Nigga 1 Chip

Apple's first generation wifi chip.

That Apple Nigga 1 Chip is faster than my Window PC's RealTek chip.

by TheUrbanDictionaryLover109 October 2, 2025

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3 in 1 shampoo

A winning analogy for understanding the Trinity doctrine within Christianity

“Hey Mark do you believe in God?”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one”
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”

by Mozartzpraise October 3, 2025

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2-1 Combo

When you have to poop so badly that you end up pooping before you pee.

"Every time I eat at Taco Bell, I’m guaranteed to have the 2-1 Combo without fail."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

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1 girl 1 knife

a girl useing a kitchen knife to masturbate, yeah there really no way into sugarcoating it

the girl is literally useing the sharp point of a KITCHEN knife to "Pleasure" herself, Luckily, (maybe) there no blood, just a stupid girl recording at a weird angle as she puts a knife to her pussy, might be fake now that I think about it but than again I cant really tell

HEY! WATCH THIS KEWL VIDEO?
huh?
*shows 1 girl 1 knife* (man fuck you how am I suppose to make a good way to add 1 girl 1 fucking knife into a sentence, I'll like to see you try better)
ew.

by Zalo_r November 5, 2025

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1+1

Is 3.
1+(buy one get one free) = 3
Q.E.D.

Accepted for International Congress for Mathematics

Um... ACTUALLY...🤓 1+1=2.!

by momm spaghetti November 8, 2025

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When you're so bored you decide to type the whole keyboard, pressing shift every other key, then type it again only pressing shift for the opposite keys. I got it first

I was bored so I typed`!2#4%6&8(0_=QwErTyUiOp{|aSdFgHjKl:'ZxCvBnM,>/~1@3$5^7*9)-+qWeRtYuIoP}\AsDfGhJkL;"zXcVbNm<.? only to find no definitions

by jarsubo November 12, 2025

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