fart spaz

one who antagonizes other into fighting by being ridiculously dumb like all my friends

all you fart spazs who think you're great need to step down before the pain is unleashed.

by happygoth May 13, 2005

pussy fart

a descrete release of wind from the female fanjeeta flaps, when sum lucky chapy has had his fingers too far up and trapped wind up there

I be that nigger named Luda - alert alert

by Papa Dowg September 1, 2003

Fart Sniffer

A person who's so damn lazy and slothful that he's developed chronic constipation. As a result the highlight of his day is enjoying the copious amount of farts he produces as a consequence!

Good Lord! Ever since that Fart Sniffer's been out of work, he just sits there in front of his computer letting one rip after another! Frankly I'm afraid to enter the room without a GAS MASK!

by pumpnose July 12, 2011

Fart Sock

Like when you fart into a sock and it doesn't explode.

You just totally fart socked that sock. Fifty points!

by LIL FUKKIN ROB January 8, 2008

fart master

One who masters the art of farting.

Wow, your a real fart master!

by Nick Quandanko November 20, 2002

old fart

a old fart is these 2 things:

1.old(duh)

2.a bitch

Me: Stop being an old fart!!!

Old Fart: Sorry.

by Old Fart Inc. December 28, 2005

fart shot

The act of shooting someone with your hand but farting at the same time to simulate a gun shot sound. Depending on the type of fart it can be made to be a pistol, a shotgun, an uzi or even a grenade.

Oh my god, you just fart shot me!

by Holykarl November 8, 2010