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Douche-canoe

A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.
Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.
by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022
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Tongue douche

When a male/female orally pleasures a female whilst on her period until said period blood has vanished.
"Dude, did you fuck?"
"Ya, but she was on her period. I had to tongue douche her first."
by Casemonster June 19, 2013
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douche titty

A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.
" Oh my god, I saw that douche titty and she flashed her va jay jay at me."
by tomowlss January 10, 2014
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Douche Canoe

Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.
by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021
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Douche cartouche

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth
Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie
by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022
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how ya douching

A common greeting ( mostly among men) who work in rugged work situations such as construction etc
Todd: “how ya douching jimmy?”
Jimmy: “same solution Todd “
by RiceBawlZ June 13, 2021
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punchy douche

A punchy douche is a cowboy who’s good at what he does, dresses like a damn tool usually the top 3 buttons are unbuttoned on his pearl snap, jeans about 2 sized 2 small, cross necklace common but not required, personally is about that of a 2x4.
Look at Bo over there acting like a punchy douche.”
by Kevbo November 30, 2020
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