A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
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Get the Douche bag mug.A person that enjoys pissing other people off. Douches are selfish, obnoxious, mean and like it when someone's angry. A douche doesn't realise that they're a douche and thinks they're cool because they find it funny to piss everyone off. Only males can be referred to as a douche. A female that behaves douchy is a bitch.
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Get the Douche Zone mug.The_Drawing_Otaku#2437 on discord is the biggest douche bag I know, and I question myself each day how he could pull a goddess like Sunny.
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Get the Douche Bag mug.Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.
The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.
Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.
Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?
Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.
Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!
EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?
Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.
Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!
EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
by danasp_42 November 9, 2021
Get the Douche dust mug.The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
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