An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.
(May or may not shower weekly)
(May or may not shower weekly)
by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023
Get the Douche Bagelmug. by bmorr May 3, 2019
Get the Douche nozzlemug. by EmuleehK July 30, 2011
Get the Douche bag strapmug. A douche is a trustee of a family estate who says he's going to file a "stolen property" police report on his sister and brother-in-law for picking up their 80-year-old mother for a fancy birthday dinner in a restaurant.
The douche locked his 17-year-old pregnant niece out of his mother's house in the middle of the night.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
by Man Elsewhere April 21, 2017
Get the douchemug. kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel
by NoahRC February 29, 2008
Get the douche satchelmug. 
Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.
by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014
Get the Douche Nozzlemug.