Cricket dick

When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”

Cricket dick

by viduity June 21, 2020

Dick Carrier

The phrase used to describe someone who is annoying and bitchy all the time.

"Go fall off the face of the earth"
"Okay, don't be such a Dick Carrier"

by The Anon xx July 26, 2012

Damp Dick

When you didn't take a shower so you go wash up your dick to get a BJ, you don't dry it and its still a little wet.

"Babe, I washed up, it's good"

"Aw Hell nah, you got damp dick nasty ass"

by Sonny Black976 June 19, 2013

Dick Pillow

The pillow that is placed over one's genetailia whilst they sit.

Can you pass me a dick pillow? This morning wood isn't going away any time soon.

by Fear of Fleas December 3, 2011

Jizz Dick

After having sex while wearing a condom and cumming inside, the jizz is then on your dick; hence the term Jizz Dick.

I hate Jizz Dick, I would much rather not use a condom.

by mr.stealyogurl October 19, 2011

Dick Food

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.

It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.

by Sirencio December 8, 2011

Dick season

When a male has a so called period. they will turn into a complete dick for a while just like a woman, short tempered total TWAT, advantage over women is that the males period (dick season) does not have any messy red bits ;)
Depending on how much of a dick you are dick season will not last too long, also depends on who the people are around you
dick season happens totally randomly, you can be in a great mood and suddenly flip bad
enjoy :)

He was fine with me 10mins ago, we was kissing and everying and then he just went in a mood and called me a slag, think he is on dick season

by kmelton2011 June 15, 2011