My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 17, 2020

Cricket dick

When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”

Cricket dick

by viduity June 21, 2020

Dick Carrier

The phrase used to describe someone who is annoying and bitchy all the time.

"Go fall off the face of the earth"
"Okay, don't be such a Dick Carrier"

by The Anon xx July 26, 2012

Damp Dick

When you didn't take a shower so you go wash up your dick to get a BJ, you don't dry it and its still a little wet.

"Babe, I washed up, it's good"

"Aw Hell nah, you got damp dick nasty ass"

by Sonny Black976 June 19, 2013

Dick Pillow

The pillow that is placed over one's genetailia whilst they sit.

Can you pass me a dick pillow? This morning wood isn't going away any time soon.

by Fear of Fleas December 3, 2011

Jizz Dick

After having sex while wearing a condom and cumming inside, the jizz is then on your dick; hence the term Jizz Dick.

I hate Jizz Dick, I would much rather not use a condom.

by mr.stealyogurl October 19, 2011

Dick Food

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.

It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.

by Sirencio December 8, 2011