giant dick

guy with a big schlong

koltyn had such a giant dick last night and he still has it going

by Urmommagei December 14, 2020

Vlad's Dick

Known as probably the largest human penis on the planet, Vlad's Dick is definetley not an easy task for any woman, only the brave can handle the gurth of such a gigantic and monumental schlong.

Person 1 : Damn, that guy Vlad has such a huge punisher

Person 2 : Well yeah, it's Vlad's Dick, it's got to be big.

by Bartholomew Nigel Alberto November 29, 2020

kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.

Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?

by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021

Dick Carrier

The phrase used to describe someone who is annoying and bitchy all the time.

"Go fall off the face of the earth"
"Okay, don't be such a Dick Carrier"

by The Anon xx July 26, 2012

Damp Dick

When you didn't take a shower so you go wash up your dick to get a BJ, you don't dry it and its still a little wet.

"Babe, I washed up, it's good"

"Aw Hell nah, you got damp dick nasty ass"

by Sonny Black976 June 19, 2013

Dick Pillow

The pillow that is placed over one's genetailia whilst they sit.

Can you pass me a dick pillow? This morning wood isn't going away any time soon.

by Fear of Fleas December 3, 2011

Jizz Dick

After having sex while wearing a condom and cumming inside, the jizz is then on your dick; hence the term Jizz Dick.

I hate Jizz Dick, I would much rather not use a condom.

by mr.stealyogurl October 19, 2011