Chocolate Milkshake

Using a turkey baster you squirt water in your mates butthole and have him do 100 jumping jacks and then stick a straw inside his butthole and drink.

I was thirsty for a chocolate milkshake so my boyfriend gave me one out of his butthole.

by Wolfmanjackkk July 24, 2023

chocolate dinosaur

A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK

"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."

"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."

by Darth Ramious April 1, 2022

Chocolate rainbow

A much more exciting terminology to describe the act of anal sex.

“I want to play in your chocolate rainbow”

by Cutielamb May 4, 2019

Chocolate fountain

When having intense oral sex with a female and it causes the female to have intense diarrhea.

My girlfriend had a chocolate fountain after I went down on her I had to get new sheets.

by Jeakes January 31, 2023

Chocolate Thunder

You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.

"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon

by engineerfishmen February 20, 2021

Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea

Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce

by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023

Chocolate

A brown poo like colour, it usually comes in blocks and different flavours

"Would you like some chocolate?"

"Yes please, I'll go to the bathroom now!"

by Takeabow April 2, 2015