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matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.
by fagggatron November 22, 2021
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Green Bay Chocolate Cake

Similar to a Green Bay Butter Churner, in which Partner 1 shits into a mixing bowl, then stuffs it into partner 2's ass. The amount put in should correlate to the size of cake you want. Partner 1 then fucks Partner 2 in the ass until it becomes the consistency of a chocolate cake mix. If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough to make the mix, you may use help from others. The second step is to pour it out into a cake pan and bake it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30-35 minutes until firm. This serves 3-5 people.
Max: Yo, Connor just baked a Green Bay Chocolate Cake for my birthday!

Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.
by Len-Nation July 17, 2025
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Cake

A South African term meaning an ass or idiot.
by Youngdaffs May 30, 2023
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Someone left the cake out in the rain

Use to refer to a person with swamp ass or a visible wet spot on their ass (cake). Based on the song Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer.
Greg: sees a person with swamp ass Someone left the cake out in the rain.
by Dogenero September 22, 2022
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Dumb cake

A dumb cake is a person who is extraordinarily dumb and quite possibly blind as the fuckin coronavirus bat. The person is considered a weakling but is delusional that he/she is a queen.
Sainyam : You're a dumb cake
Bani : I am! please don't tell anyone
by Eddy Elwin April 12, 2020
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Bundt cake booty

Like a regular cake, but better because she thicccc
You see bri? She got that bundt cake booty!!
by Thiccbootybeaches October 13, 2022
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hoe cake

a “hoe cake” is when a man and a woman are in a car or bed and they flip positions during sex (like a pancake is flipped).
“me and my girl had a hoe cake yesterday.”
by MFBenzyDictionary March 9, 2023
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