Dirty Trojan

The act of placing your dick over the top of a girl's head making it look like the top of a Trojan war helmet.

I gave my girl the Dirty Trojan last night and relived the entire 2 hours of seeing 300 in theaters. Epic!

by Hoopty rida June 14, 2007

dirty remi

The art of letting your pug eat out your pussy while listening to Elton John and eating strawberry wafers dipped in funfetti icing.

Izzy let her gay best friend’s pug give her a dirty Remi.

by Aarounch April 15, 2020

dirty mira

A girl who is jacked as fuck and twists her mans dick until he gets an indian sunburn (aka salt and pepper.)

Damn you got a dirty mira last night? Ur dick must be destroyed!!

by localtrompet April 21, 2020

Dirty Junior

When a co-worker fails to practice conventional personal hygiene on a consistent basis.

I wish the guy that sets in the cubicle behind me wasn't such a dirty junior and took a bath once and a while.

by black3925 November 8, 2008

Dirty Simon

When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.

I'm straight but watched gay porn. Felt ashamed after so pulled a Dirty Simon

by No gnomes sherlock July 11, 2021

dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!

by Citizen X August 22, 2008

Dirty Cedric

when you record yourself tasing your genitals and send it to everyone you know including family

“What did you do lastnight Brad?”

“Oh I had some pizza and did a real nice Dirty Cedric before going to sleep. Didn’t you get my video?”

by birdshitt_ April 17, 2020