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National Slap a Hoe Day 

January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves
person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day
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National slap day 

January 19th is the national slap day!
Slap the ass of the person you like/love
Yo, did you know that today is the national slap day?
National slap day by MasterTurtle1 January 19, 2024

Triple Slap 

The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.
“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’
Triple Slap by Vasquevos February 9, 2024

Cucumber Slap 

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap
When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this
Cucumber Slap by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

Meat Slap 

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat
I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"
Meat Slap by Wavy gang March 2, 2024