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Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.
Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!
by Pokchop March 6, 2022
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Goodbye Piss

When you stop somewhere after a long drive, you leave one of these in their restrooms when you leave, because you know you won't see a restroom for a while.
Person: "I'm gonna leave a goodbye piss here, I've got a long drive."
Person 2: "Alright."
by carpetedlime June 7, 2021
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lizard piss

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss
by Lizard piss June 11, 2017
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Piss ass

Someone who Acts like they have a stick up there Ass
Why you acting like a piss ass
by Msbaker January 28, 2017
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Rest In Piss

If God is real he's roasting in he'll forever Sam.
Hym "Another day. Another dead shit-lib. Rest in Piss Michael Brookes."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2024
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Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.
Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!
by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021
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Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing
Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room
by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021
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