off yourself

to jerk yourself

You seem stressed, maybe you should off yourself

by theasianmasian December 17, 2017

jog off

an endearing term to otherwise tell people that you don't like to walk away and stay away...

Hey T... You are really getting on my nerves... Why don't you just jog off

by KTBF July 22, 2009

Fob-off

To fob oneself off-

Colloquial term for masturbating, usually in reference to the female.

Fob-off;

e.g. Claire likes to fob herself off in Daves room

by jizzinyoureye October 22, 2010

Jump off

a bitch who has sex for money and jumps off one dick to another for more money.

Don't fuck wit that bitch she's a jump off

by Morgan Dent March 28, 2003

Dust off mission

A Dust off mission is a military helicopter air evacuation of wounded in a combat zone.

The Dust off mission made the life saving of the wounded, WIAs, possible

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

Dropping off the Obamas

Taking a shit. A new-age spin on "Dropping off the Cosbies", or "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

My morning ritual consists of showering, shaving, and dropping off the Obamas.

"Hold on, I gotta go drop off the Obamas."

by Matt V February 17, 2010

Fancy the pants off

Have a huge crush on, desire, love, obsess about.

I fancy the pants off that guy who works in the book shop. He's gorgeous.

by vista_fail September 28, 2010