pacific rim job

v. the act of being fired or losing one's job because your company is offshoring, see also offwhoring

"I was just fired today as well as the whole IT staff -- we were pacific rim jobbed!"

by Andrew Lee April 14, 2005

ice cream job

When you give oral pleasure after eating ice cream leaving your mouth ice cold and sugary

"So my girlfriend gave me an ice cream job the other day. My dick was frozen for weeks!

by Antiumone November 23, 2013

Kentucky Rim Job

When a southerner gives a fried chicken wing a blowjob.

Kids don't look! That guy is giving a Kentucky Rim Job

by Unified Bae March 27, 2015

Shit catcher job

When your job is primarily to solve problems caused by someone else, and the likelihood of being chewed out for mistakes by your seniors is high. Especially if dealing with those problems usually avoided by others not in the profession.

Shit catcher jobs include police and military, many IT jobs, healthcare workers and many blue collar jobs.

Shit catcher is usually the role of a semi-autonomous worker or low level manager assigned to solve problems in the field.

Your job is to fix other people’s problems but you’re also there to take the blame when things go wrong.

This customer came in with an expired coupon and raised hell so the MOD gave her the discount, then when the owner came in later she ripped into the manager for having too many discounts.

She gets shit on from both ends. She has a shit catcher job.

by SubversiveAgenda June 26, 2021

Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011

Mexican blow job

When you put hot sauce (salsa) around your dick and a girl wearing a sombrero sucks it

Dude! I got a Mexican blow job last night! I still haven't recovered!

by MC MACHONACHO December 13, 2016

Tecumseh blow job

Hand job with bacon grease

She thought his coaching skills were amazing and gave him a Tecumseh blow job to show her gratitude.

by Bibblemac December 21, 2014