fart whiffing

when one person farts under the covers and another person goes under for a whiff.

For best results eat east indian food two hours prior.

by Leeko May 5, 2005

spleen fart

From "to vent one's spleen". Def. from American Heritage: 3. Ill temper: vent one's spleen.

Example: "I added a mega spleen fart below that I could use some salient critique on." Yeah, I know, I dangled a participle there. No one's perfect. But you get the usage - I hope.

by RUKind January 8, 2009

fly's fart

close to nothing, next to zero

it's a fly's fart chance the everyday fan will see a game live.

by alex-k December 14, 2008

Fart can

A women that doesn't work and lives off of other people, usually doesn't own much. No ambition.

What a bunch of fart cans he has living with him.

by frozenbread15 May 12, 2016

fart spaz

one who antagonizes other into fighting by being ridiculously dumb like all my friends

all you fart spazs who think you're great need to step down before the pain is unleashed.

by happygoth May 13, 2005

pussy fart

a descrete release of wind from the female fanjeeta flaps, when sum lucky chapy has had his fingers too far up and trapped wind up there

I be that nigger named Luda - alert alert

by Papa Dowg September 1, 2003

Fart Sniffer

A person who's so damn lazy and slothful that he's developed chronic constipation. As a result the highlight of his day is enjoying the copious amount of farts he produces as a consequence!

Good Lord! Ever since that Fart Sniffer's been out of work, he just sits there in front of his computer letting one rip after another! Frankly I'm afraid to enter the room without a GAS MASK!

by pumpnose July 12, 2011